A Thai Disney Princess
Preface: Another incomplete story. Sorry! I will find some time to finish this… eventually
- Thai Disney Princess
- Once upon a time there was a princess in Siam
- She was such a sweet girl and loved hot spicy Thai peppers
- She was able to eat spicier peppers than all the men & woman in the Kingdom
- But so spicy that when she kissed her dad The King on the cheeks, she hurt him!
- When she became of age, there were many suitors from neighboring Princedoms who wished to date her
- But for many years, every time she leaned in to the kiss, she burned their lips and mustache off.
- Eventually, the neighboring princes stopped trying. They were all too scared… that she might have the temper of the Phaya Naga
- Until one day a new character passed by the Kingdom
- The Prince of Mint, he was so cool nothing could phase him.
- …
- Her own temper is the villain
- When she gets mad, the Mekong river floods violently and mudslides
- She goes to a kingdom party with the other local aristocrats. She’s in a group with her girl friends when she notices a guy.
- She tells her friends “I think that guy is cute”. Her friend says “really? he’s cute but not my style” her other friend says “That’s the prince of mint!”
- “A prince?” She says
- “No, He’s not a real prince -_- he just calls himself that cuz his startup invented the mojito. It’s just gin and mint, big deal 🙄”
- But The prince is tall, handsome, and has a disarmingly cute smile
- “Wow this guy is cuter than I thought. Ohhh I hope he isn’t a creep… after all, who calls themselves the prince of mint”
- I’m a princess, I’m not going to walk to him. He should come to me”
- She makes sure that he notices her looking at him, so to cue him to make the first move
- And he smiles back, and begins to walk over
- “Oh no, he’s a player -_- too professional”
- But then he instead goes to the drinks
- And starts making a mojito.
- 5 mins pass and he’s still making the mojito.
- She decides to take matters into her own hands and tells her friends that she’s going to the bathroom. Her friend says “I’ll come with you”. She responds “no it’s ok”
- She walks to the bathroom, checks that she’s still cute af (she is), and then walks back out passing by him
- “Hey!” He says
- Normally she’d pretend to not hear guys when they try to say hi, but this time she acknowledged him “hi”
- “Have you ever had a mojito?”
- Obviously she has, but she pretends she hasn’t. “No I’ve never had a mojito. Could you make it for me?”
- “Yea I can!” He makes it in 20 seconds
- She watches him make the mojito and thinks “nice hands”. She looks up and she’s him concentrated and serious… it’s kinda sexy
- That disarming smile comes as he hands her the drink
- The cool prince of mint flirts with her, saying “wow you get me so motivated”
- She thought to herself “who the fuck says that when u first meet -_-“. But being a lady, she only says “555 really? How do?”
- “I could do anything for you”
- “Prove it”
- “I said I could, not I would 😏”
- The audacity. She walks away “I’m a princess!”
- “Wait hold on!” He says
- She stops but doesn’t turn her head. “Say it” she thinks in her head
- “Do you have Instagram?”
- She turns around and says “yea, give me your phone”
- “My phone is out of battery, give me your phone”
- She thinks “🙄 so annoying”, and give him her phone anyways. He adds himself
- A day passes and he still hasn’t accepted the friend request. Annoyed, she unfollows him
- The next day he sends her a follow request with a DM “I didn’t know you were a princess!”
- “Now you know”
- “But I bet you still have to listen to the king”
- She doesn’t respond
- A few days later, he replies to her thirst trap IG story with “🙄”
- She replies “?”
- “How many guys do I have to fight to get to you?”
- She replies “555 I don’t have other guys” (but obviously she does. Look at those 10,900 unread messages)
- “ is it an Arranged marriage situation? Let me speak to the king”
- She leaves him on read
- the next week she’s preparing for the “Naga Fireball Festival”. A phenomenon in the Mekong river where bubbles of methane gas float from the river floor into the sky, and are lit on fire on the way up”. She has to help with the festival preparations, but this year she isn’t allowed into the kitchen
- Because last year they didn’t let snack while preparing the food, and she got hangry, resulting in the Mekong flooding and the festival decorations being swept away
- This year she would just chill with her friends and go to the local night markets to snack on the festive foods
- then the prince texts her “hey are you free Friday? Let’s go to the night market for snacks”
- “Ahh” she thinks “I’d have to cancel on my friends”. So she texts them saying “Mojito boy wants to meet Friday. I think I’m going to meet him”. Her friend replies with just “ok”. She could tell her friend was a bit mad, but whatever. It’s not like she hasn’t ever canceled plans to meet up with a boy
- So she texts Mojito boy back “what time?”
- A long long time passes and he still hasn’t responded. At this point she’s irritated
- She checks back on her phone an eternity later and see that he’s left her on read. Raged fills up all over her body
- And her temper flared up, “the audacity! I’m a fucking Princess”
- She calls upon an army of war elephants to trample his mints, along with 20,000 infantry and a ตัวเหี้ย (amphibious land dragon)
- We’re going to fucking rip all the mint flowers so that they never grow again
- But when she got there, all the flowers were already gone
- So she assumes “he’s been playing multiple girls and they already raged. The audacity!!”
- So she takes her elephant down to the Mekong river to calm down at night. As her rage subsides, the bubbles of flammable gas float out of the river and lit afire as they float into the sky, taking her anger with them
- When she finally calms down, she feels like a little girl again
- And that’s when she notices splashing from the reeds by the shore. A man is stuck and slowly drowning
- She takes her elephant to the shore and it lifts the man up by the trunk. He’s covered in mud and looks like a toad
- Her elephant sprays water on the gasping man, and as the mud is washed off his toad shilloute, she sees that it’s the prince of mint!
- “What are YOU doing here?” She gasps
- “I was picking flowers for you by the river when it suddenly flooded! I’ve been trapped here for 2 hours and couldn’t text back!”
- She feels really sorry and confesses that the river flooded because of her anger
- He thinks it’s so funny and cool. “I think you’re really unique. Do you still want to go to the festival on Friday?”
- “Yes” she says, feeling too guilty to think of anything sassy.
- That cute disarming smile re-appears on his face and
